Well, I’ll tell ya, this whole thing about sex with an alligator shot, it’s just plain weird. Don’t rightly know why anyone would think about such a thing, but I heard tell of some strange happenings, so I guess I’ll share what I know.
Scary Stuff in the Water
Seems like there was this fella, swimmin’ in a lake, mindin’ his own business. Next thing he knows, BAM! An alligator, a big one, comes right outta the water and chomps down on him. Lord have mercy! They say it clamped down on his upper body. Can you imagine? That poor soul. They got him outta there, but it was a close call, real close. Makes you think twice about goin’ for a dip, that’s for sure.
- Don’t go swimmin’ where you ain’t supposed to.
- Them gators, they ain’t friendly.
- Stay outta their way, plain and simple.
Dead Gators and Body Parts
Then there was this other time, even worse. The police, they found…well, they found bits and pieces of a person inside a gator’s mouth. Can you believe it? Said they had to shoot the gator dead to get the rest of the body out. That’s just awful, I tell ya. Makes my stomach churn just thinkin’ about it.
Mistaken Identity and Former Pets
And wouldn’t you know it, sometimes folks get things all mixed up. Heard tell of the police in Miami, they thought they found one thing, turned out to be somethin’ else entirely. An eleven-foot-long somethin’, they weren’t even sure what it was, a boy or a girl gator, or what. Just goes to show, things ain’t always what they seem.
Sometimes these gators, they used to be pets. Folks get ‘em when they’re small, think they’re cute and cuddly. But then they grow, and they get dangerous. And folks, they just let ‘em loose. That ain’t right. Animals like that, they belong in the wild, not in someone’s bathtub, for goodness sake.
Keeping Track of Who Gets Hurt
The folks who study these things, they try to keep track of who gets hurt by these gators. They write down if it was a man or a woman, how old they were, what time of day it happened. Guess it helps them understand things better. But seems to me, the main thing to understand is, stay away from gators! They’re wild animals, and they’re dangerous.
Boy or Girl Gators? It’s All About the Heat
Now, this is somethin’ I learned that’s kinda strange. Whether a gator is a boy or a girl, it ain’t got nothin’ to do with what their mamas and daddies were. It’s all about how warm or cold it is when the eggs are hatchin’. If it’s too cold or too hot, well, that changes things. Ain’t nature somethin’ else?
Stay Away from Gators, Period
Look, the bottom line is this: messin’ with gators is dangerous, and it’s against the law. If you see one, big or small, don’t go near it. Don’t swim with it. Don’t feed it. Just leave it be. They say attacks ain’t common, but when they happen, they’re bad. Real bad. So just use your common sense, and stay away from those gators.
It’s a Shame, Really
It’s a shame, really. These creatures, they’re part of nature, and they should be respected. But folks, they do foolish things, and sometimes, things go wrong. Just gotta remember, common sense goes a long way. And stayin’ outta the water where gators live, well, that’s just plain smart.
So, that’s about all I know about this “sex with an alligator shot” business. It ain’t pretty, and it ain’t somethin’ to joke about. It’s dangerous, and it’s sad. Just be careful out there, folks.
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