Alright, let’s talk about this “blue motorcycle” drink, ya know? Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ too complicated, I tell ya.
What’s in this here blue motorcycle thing, anyway?
Well, from what I gather, it’s got a whole lotta booze in it. Like, vodka, that Russian stuff, tequila, the Mexican firewater, rum, the pirate’s drink, and gin, the one that smells like pine trees. And then, this blue cur-a-cow stuff. Don’t ask me what that is, some kinda blue syrup, I reckon. And then some sour mix, whatever that is, and some lemon-lime soda, like 7-Up or Sprite. They mix it all up with ice, shake it real good, and pour it in a big glass. Sometimes they put a lemon on top, to make it look pretty, I guess.
It’s kinda like that Long Island Iced Tea, ya know?
Yeah, this blue motorcycle thing, it’s pretty much the same as that Long Island Iced Tea, but instead of coke, they use that blue syrup stuff and the lemon-lime soda. I ain’t never had a Long Island Iced Tea, but I hear it’s strong stuff. This blue motorcycle, it’s gotta be strong too, all that liquor and all. They say there’s another drink even stronger, called Aunt Roberta or somethin’, pure alcohol, they say. Lordy, that’ll knock your socks off!
- Vodka: That Russian stuff, clear as water, but packs a punch.
- Tequila: The Mexican one, makes you wanna dance, or maybe fight, depending on how much you drink.
- Rum: Pirate’s drink, they say. Makes you feel like you’re on a boat, even if you’re just sittin’ in your kitchen.
- Gin: Smells like a Christmas tree, tastes like… well, I don’t rightly know how to describe it. Strong, though.
- Blue Curaçao: The blue stuff. Makes the drink look pretty, tastes sweet, I think. Don’t know where it comes from or what it’s made of.
- Sour Mix: Some kinda sour stuff, to balance out all the sweet, I guess.
- Lemon-Lime Soda: Like 7-Up or Sprite. Adds some fizz and sweetness.
How to make this blue motorcycle drink?
Well, I ain’t never made one myself, but it seems simple enough. You take a shaker, fill it with ice. Then you pour in all that liquor – the vodka, tequila, rum, gin, and that blue cur-a-cow stuff. Then you add some sour mix and the lemon-lime soda. Put the lid on tight and shake it like you’re churnin’ butter, real good and hard. Then you pour it all, ice and all, into a tall glass. And if you’re feelin’ fancy, you can stick a lemon slice on the side.
Is it any good?
I dunno, I ain’t never tried it. But folks seem to like it. They say it’s sweet and strong, and that blue color makes it look kinda fun. If you like strong drinks and sweet things, you might like it. But me, I’ll stick to my sweet tea, thank you very much. All that liquor, it’ll just make my head spin. And I got enough trouble keepin’ my head straight as it is.
Where’d they come up with this name, blue motorcycle?
Now that’s a question I can’t answer. Maybe it’s ’cause it’s blue and it’ll make you feel like you’re ridin’ a motorcycle, fast and wild? Or maybe someone just liked motorcycles and the color blue, who knows? People come up with all sorts of crazy names for things these days. Makes no sense to me half the time, but as long as it tastes good, I guess it don’t matter what they call it.
So, that’s the story on this blue motorcycle drink, as best as I can tell ya. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss for a drink, if you ask me. But hey, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ strong and sweet and blue, give it a try. Just don’t blame me if you wake up with a headache the next mornin’.
And remember, drink responsibly, ya hear? Don’t go gettin’ yourself into trouble with all that liquor. A little bit’s okay, but too much and you’ll be singin’ a different tune, I tell ya. And that ain’t no good for nobody.
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