Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this white cheddar cheese. That’s what they call it, fancy name and all. But it’s just cheese, you know? White cheese. My old man used to love cheese. Any kind. Didn’t matter to him.
This white cheddar, it’s good. I like it. Ain’t too strong, ain’t too weak. Just right, like Goldilocks said about that porridge, only this is cheese. Good for a snack, that’s for sure. You put it on a cracker, bam! You got yourself a little somethin’ to hold you over ’til supper.
They say this cheese, this white cheddar cheese, it’s got somethin’ called… low carbs? Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a car, not in cheese. But hey, what do I know? I just eat the stuff. If it tastes good, I eat it. If it don’t, I feed it to the chickens. They ain’t picky. You know, people always said, “Eat your carbs!”. Carbs is good. I don’t know why this cheese is low in carbs. Carbs give you energy. When I was young, I could work in the field all day long. That’s because I ate a lot of carbs, bread, potatoes.
- Good on crackers
- Good by itself
- Good for a snack
- It’s just cheese, you know?
I seen folks put it on them sandwiches, too. Melt it all gooey and whatnot. Looks good, I gotta say. I ain’t much for cookin’ fancy things, but I can appreciate a good melted cheese sandwich. My granddaughter, she makes ’em all the time. She’s a good girl, that one. Always helpin’ me in the kitchen. She loves this white cheddar cheese just as much as I do, maybe even more. I don’t know why they call it cheddar. Cheddar is yellow, isn’t it? Well, maybe they got white cheddars these days. Everything’s changin’.
Now, they say this white cheddar cheese is good for you. Got calcium or somethin’. Makes your bones strong, I reckon. I guess that’s important, especially when you get old like me. My bones ain’t what they used to be. But I still get around alright. Still tend to my garden. Still chase them darn squirrels away from my tomatoes.
Someone told me this cheese can reduce… inflammation? What in the world is that? Sounds like a disease. I don’t want no disease. But she said it’s a good thing. I don’t know. Maybe this cheese helps with my achy joints. I do feel a little better these days, now that I think about it. It must be the cheese! Or maybe it’s just the weather getting warmer.
This one time, I saw a show on the television about cheese. They said cheese can be addictive. Like them cigarettes! Can you believe it? I never heard of such a thing. But, I do like cheese a lot. Maybe I’m addicted. Oh well, there are worse things to be addicted to, I suppose.
They say there’s all kinds of cheese. Goat cheese, they call it. Made from goat’s milk. Sounds kinda funny, don’t it? I ain’t never tried it. Don’t know if I want to. I like my regular cheese, like this white cheddar cheese. It’s familiar, you know? Comforting. Like an old friend.
You can eat too much of anything, though. Too much cheese. One time I ate so much cheese, oh boy, my stomach. My neighbor said I need to watch my salt, my fat, and my… calories? I think it’s something young people say. But, a little cheese now and then, that ain’t gonna hurt nobody. Especially if it’s that good white cheddar cheese. Just gotta make sure you don’t eat the whole block in one sitting! I know it’s good, but there’s a limit! Even for something this tasty.
- They say cheese has calcium
- Calcium is good for your bones they say
- Too much of anything ain’t good for ya
So, if you’re lookin’ for a good cheese, try this white cheddar cheese. It’s tasty, it’s good for a snack, and it might even make your bones strong. Or help with that in-flam-mation thing. Who knows? All I know is, it’s good cheese. And that’s all that matters to me. I don’t care much about all them fancy words and whatnot. Cheese is cheese, and that’s that.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I’m gonna go have myself a little snack. Some crackers and some of that good white cheddar cheese. Maybe I’ll even share some with the dog. He likes cheese, too. Just don’t tell him it’s low in carbs. He won’t understand. And it won’t stop him from eating it. Just like me! This white cheddar, it’s just good cheese. Simple as that.