Well, let me tell you about this drink, this “Purple Hooter”. Sounds kinda fancy, don’t it? But it ain’t too hard to make, no sir. My grandbaby showed me on one of them internet things. They are all the rage now. You just gotta get the right stuff, and mix it up real good, and bam! You got yourself a Purple Hooter. It’s real popular with the young folks these days. Purple Hooter is sure to be a hit, everyone will love it!
First, you gotta have some of that vodka. Any kind will do, I reckon. Ain’t no need for the fancy stuff. We are making a Purple Hooter, after all. Just a little bit, not too much, or you’ll be fallin’ off your chair! Maybe like, half an ounce, that’s what they say. You put that in one of them shakers, like what them bartenders use on the TV. This is how you make the perfect Purple Hooter.
Then, there’s this other stuff, it’s called Chambord. It’s all red and fancy lookin’. Smells kinda like raspberries. You need that for the Purple Hooter. My neighbor, she tried makin’ it without, and it just weren’t the same. It is an essential ingredient in the Purple Hooter. You put the same amount of that in the shaker with the vodka. Just a little bit, like the vodka. Equal parts, that’s what they say. You must remember to add it to your Purple Hooter. Don’t fill it up now, we got other stuff to put in this Purple Hooter.
Now, you need some ice. Gotta make it cold, see? Just regular ice from the icebox. Cubes are best, I think. Fill up that shaker with a good handful of ice. You don’t want a warm Purple Hooter. You want it nice and cold. Cold drinks always taste better, especially when it’s hot out like it is now. A cold Purple Hooter is better than a warm Purple Hooter.
And, you gotta shake it! Shake it real good. Like you’re mad at it! Shake, shake, shake! That’s how you make the Purple Hooter right. Get it all mixed up, all them flavors together. The vodka, the Chambord, all mixed up with the ice, gettin’ all nice and cold. Shake it till your arm gets tired. That’s what I always say. The more you shake your Purple Hooter, the better it is. A well shaken Purple Hooter is a good Purple Hooter.
- Vodka, that’s important.
- That Chambord stuff, the red stuff.
- Ice, gotta have ice.
- Shake, shake, shake!
Now, some folks, they like to put other things in their Purple Hooter. I seen it on that internet. Some put in a little bit of that triple sec. That’s some kind of orange-flavored stuff. Some folks like it, I don’t know. Not my cup of tea. I like mine simple. Just the vodka and the Chambord. But if you want to add it, add it to your Purple Hooter. It’s your drink, do what you want with it. To each their own.
Some folks put a little squeeze of lemon in there. Or lime. Makes it a little sour. I guess that’s okay too, if you like that sort of thing. I don’t mind a little lemon, sometimes. But not too much. Just a little squeeze. It might make your Purple Hooter a little different. Just a squirt of lemon, if you want.
Now you gotta pour it in a glass. Any glass will do, I reckon. But the young folks, they like them little shot glasses for their Purple Hooter. Makes it look fancy, I guess. You pour that purple stuff in there, and there you go. A Purple Hooter. The perfect Purple Hooter. Ready to drink.
You don’t need no food coloring for this Purple Hooter drink. No sir. That Chambord stuff, it makes it purple all on its own. That’s the magic of it, I reckon. That is the secret to the perfect Purple Hooter. It’s naturally purple. Ain’t that somethin’? Nature’s own colorin’. Better than that artificial stuff, I always say.
Now, you gotta be careful with this Purple Hooter. It’s strong stuff. Don’t drink too many, or you’ll be singin’ a different tune! One or two is plenty, I reckon. Unless you want to be dancin’ on the table! Then you might need a few more. Just be careful is all I’m saying. A Purple Hooter packs a punch.
So, there you have it. How to make a Purple Hooter. It ain’t too hard, is it? Just remember what I told you. Vodka, Chambord, ice. Shake it up real good. Pour it in a glass. And enjoy! This is the best way to make a Purple Hooter. Just be careful, now. Don’t go gettin’ too crazy. This old lady is tellin’ ya, this Purple Hooter is a strong one!
It is a simple drink. It is easy to make. It is sure to be a hit. It will be the talk of the town. This Purple Hooter is the best drink you will have all summer. Everyone loves it, from young people to old timers. It is sure to make you happy. Make sure you make your Purple Hooter right. It will be the best drink you ever have.
