Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this here… whatchamacallit… sexual alligator shot, yeah, that’s it. Don’t go gettin’ no funny ideas now, it ain’t what you think. It’s just a drink, a fancy one, I guess. Heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market, so I figured I’d try and make sense of it for ya.
Now, these city folks, they got all sorts of names for their drinks, and this one’s a doozy. Sexual Alligator Shot. Sounds wild, don’t it? But from what I gather, it’s just a mix of a bunch of sweet stuff and booze. Nothin’ to be scared of, unless you drink too much, then you might start seein’ pink elephants, or maybe even a gator or two, ha!
- First off, they say there’s somethin’ called coconut rum in it. Sounds kinda tropical, like them fancy vacations them rich folks take.
- Then there’s this fruit liquor stuff. I ain’t too sure what that is exactly, but I reckon it’s like juice with a kick. Probably makes it sweet and easy to drink, you know, like them lemonades the kids like.
- Oh, and pineapple juice! That I know. Sweet and tangy, good for ya digestion, they say.
- And then there’s this J-germeister stuff, sounds like some kinda German medicine, but I heard it’s strong liquor. Gotta be careful with that stuff, it’ll knock you on your behind if you ain’t careful.
So, you mix all that together, and there ya have it, a Sexual Alligator Shot. Some folks say it’s sweet and satisfyin’. I dunno about that, I ain’t never tried it myself. I’m more of a sweet tea kinda gal, myself. But hey, to each their own, right?
Now, I heard some other folks callin’ it somethin’ else, somethin’ about alligator sperm. Don’t ask me why, city folks are weird. But that one, they say it’s creamy and has a strong pineapple taste. Maybe they add some cream to it, I dunno. And they use this green melon liquor too, Midori they call it. Sounds fancy, huh?
So, there’s different ways to make it, I guess. One way is to shake it up with ice and then pour it into a glass. Another way is to layer the different liquors, so it looks all pretty. They even put a little bit of somethin’ on top, floats right on top of the drink. Raspberry somethin’, looks fancy, but probably just makes it taste a bit different, I reckon.
And there’s another one called wild sex… sounds like somethin’ my old rooster would do, ha! But they just fill a glass with ice and pour in some Malibu rum. I ain’t sure if it’s got anything to do with the alligator drink, but it’s got sex in the name, so maybe it’s related, who knows?
Making this Sexual Alligator Shot, or whatever you wanna call it, seems kinda like mixin’ up a potion. You gotta have all the right ingredients, and you gotta know how to put ’em together just right. Otherwise, it might not taste so good, or worse, it might make you sick. So be careful, folks. Don’t go mixin’ up stuff you ain’t familiar with unless you know what you’re doin’. And always drink responsibly, you hear?
Anyways, that’s the gist of it. This here Sexual Alligator Shot is just a fancy drink with a funny name. Nothin’ to be afraid of, unless you’re allergic to coconuts or somethin’. Just remember to take it easy, and don’t go drinkin’ and drivin’ or you might end up in the back of a police car, and nobody wants that.
So there ya have it, the lowdown on this here drink from a plain ol’ gal like me. Hope it made some sense to ya. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make myself a nice cup of sweet tea. All this talk about liquor’s makin’ my head spin.
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